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Dexolicious Revolution

dex >> the only one you need

2 February 1975
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Miss Piggy

Asian, fat, quirky, not just a little bit strange, childfree freak girl. Aesthetically aware, bound by logic, creatively driven. These qualities have dictated much of my life--they've led me into my career, they've pulled me toward my eclectic and amazing group of friends, they even guide me toward the lovers I choose to entangle myself with.

I'm sometimes foul-mouthed and brutally honest. I also sometimes manage to cloak myself with a professional sheen that would blind even the most uptight corporate monkey, and I can (when pressed) engage a sense for diplomacy that would soothe the soul of even the most rabid fascist. I am a paradox. And I love that about me.

Animals love me, parents fear me. If you want an honest answer, I'm your girl. If you want some ego-stroking, look elsewhere. Some say I'm unapproachable. I disagree. I'm plenty approachable...as long as you're not an idiot.

Similarly quirky things and people make my heart flutter. I can be a tough nut to crack (careful I don't crack yours first), but once you're inside my walls, I'll likely never let you back out again (unless you righteously piss me off, and then you're out with no hope of re-entry).

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User Number: 756444
Date Created:2002-10-28
Number of Posts: 1,038

Dex likes it rough. She'd like to rip your dress shirt off of your body, sending those beautiful shell buttons flying around the room, but she has way too much respect for fashion to do so. She prefers to see you in designer suits, but secretly desires to cut your underthings off with a knife.
Strengths: Essentially fun-loving, always ready for a new adventure, caustic wit, amazing hair, killer legs
Weaknesses: Overactive libido, accents make her knees wobble, well-developed vocabularies and nicely turned phrases absolutely make her melt
Special Skills: Thrift store shopping, budget decorating, daydreaming, procrastination, coffee consumption and cock wielding
Weapons: Full lips, kissable hips, devious eyes and an innocent face. Oh, and paddles, crops, whips, rope, knives, and yes...a gun.
Motto: It's the wanting that keeps us alive.

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